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I'm so excited for the day that I can show my son all the Friday 13 movies. Talk about a classic horror marathon. This Jason Vorhees onesie displays the true meaning of TGIF, camp counselors being stalked and murdered. ...

Friday The 13th Jason Vorhees TGIF Onesie

Baby/Toddler, Boys, Girls, Horror

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Let's all take a moment to pour out our adult beverage (mine's pure gin) and remember the Beastie Boys. If you're like me, you grew up jamming out to those rad tunes on the way to school. Even after the height of the Beastie ...

Intergalactic Planetary Robot Onesie And Shirt

Baby/Toddler, Boys, Girls, Robots, Youth

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I know what you are thinking, how is this geeky. It's a fair question, but ponder this for a second, this shirt turns your child into a praying mantis. Not a dinosaur, not Luke Skywalker, not Samus, or even She-Ra. Nope, ...

Praying Mantis Costume Toddler Shirt

Baby/Toddler, Boys, Girls, STEM

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ROAR! This vicious Tyrannosaurus Rex shirt will have other toddlers cowering in fear of your child. No more sissy Land Before Time, nope we're going straight into Jurassic Park. However, I do have a soft spot for Dinosaur ...

Vicious Tyrannosaurus Rex Toddler Shirt

Boys, Dinosaurs, Girls

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Check out this assortment of cute Star Wars socks. Featuring Darth Vader, C-3PO, R2D2, Yoda, and Stormtrooper. These rad little socks will have your toddler raging with the power of the force. Who can resist cute Star Wars ...

Star Wars Assorted Toddler Socks

Baby/Toddler, Boys, Girls, Star Wars

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I'm not sure how much babies or toddlers know, but they certainly drink a lot of milk. Technically speaking, your little one probably knows all kinds of secrets about you. I mean you are with them virtually every moment of ...

Game Of Thrones Know Things Onesie

Baby/Toddler, Boys, Game Of Thrones, Girls

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The exclamation "You Shall Not Pass" is one that I still frequently utter to this very day. Couple that with "thou shall not touch" and my daily vocabulary is complete. Unfortunately, I don't have the magic powers of ...

Lord Of The Rings Shall Not Pass Onesie

Boys, Girls, Lord Of The Rings

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This Harry Potter bib is too cute to not feature on the website. Usually, I'm against white bibs because food discolors it so badly, but this is just too cute. Maybe you put this bib on your child when they are not eating. ...

Harry Potter Velcro Bib

Boys, Girls, Harry Potter

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Small pillows for small people. Poor Samwise Gamgee, he changed the course of history by having to clean up after that bumbling idiot Frodo. Always a follower never a leader, but he's the true hero of the story. I don't know ...

Lord of The Rings Smallest Person Pillow

Household, Lord Of The Rings

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We're not advocating letting your child watch the Walking Dead. No, but we do think Eugene's Gremblygunk toy is one of the best things about the show. Look how cute it is. Some people think it's a sloth, absolute nonsense. ...

Walking Dead Gremblygunk Toy

Toys

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Party time in the woods! The Wild One, known for late nights, stinky poops, and endless drooling is on back on the prowl. Fun times are ahead, unless it's 2am. Enjoy these times because it won't be long before you'll be ...

Where The Wild Things Are Wild One Onesie

Baby/Toddler, Boys, Girls, Where The Wild Things Are

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The night he came home. Halloween is a classic that requires viewing every October. Usually, I watch at least the first three movies. I know the third one is completely different than the other two, but Season of the Witch ...

Halloween Michael Myers Onesie

Baby/Toddler, Boys, Girls, Horror