Whether you are looking for some of J.R.R. Tolkien’s witticisms on a comfy onesie, or you just really need to dress your little one up like Hobbit for Halloween, this is the best place on the web to find Lord of the Rings baby clothes for your favorite hobbit.
How many calories do you think a Hobbit burns during the day? My guess is around ten thousand. Seriously, your baby is kind of like Merry and Pippin in the sense she wants to eat every four hours.
Keeping to the theme of eating all day and night, here’s another Merry and Pippin inspired romper. Good thing they take a break and sip some tea between lunch and dinner. Meanwhile, what exactly is supper? Babies eat a lot and that’s why they outgrow all their Lord of the Rings baby clothes so quickly.
I’m pretty sure most babies own those multi-colored rings that stack up on a stick of some sort. These are great for stacking on your little one’s arms and legs. Don’t worry they won’t seem to mind.
The slayer of With King, queen of all men, and a timeless legend of Middle Earth. Your little one can grow up knowing that the fellowship weren’t the only heroes that defeated Sauron. Never tell a woman she can’t do something.
The perfect gift for the nerdy family that can’t decide on what favorite epic adventure to watch on a Friday night. That’s what’s fun about raising a nerdy family, you never ever get bored.
Now it’s time to get serious about your LOTR fandom. The Prancing Pony isn’t just any inn, it’s literally the last bastion of safety before entering the untamed wilderness. At least that’s how hobbits fondly claim it.
There’s no shame in having your little one fixated on their pacifier. Seriously, it’s going to be the least of your problems as they get older. However, they’ll come a day when you’ll proverbially have to throw it into a volcano, never to be used again.
They constantly eat, like to complain, and have furry feet. I’m of course talking about hobbits. Luckily, your little one will end up more human than halfling, but for now you can definitely draw some cute comparisons.
It took Frodo six months to finally toss the ring into bubbling lava. Well, he didn’t really toss it. More like Gollum bit off his finger. No matter, the only way to get into Mordor is by having Samwise carry you.
We just can’t get enough designs that poke fun of how often Hobbits stuff their bellies. Honestly, this schedule resembles what life is like when you have a newborn, minus the silent screaming in your head.
Very few films or books get me as excited as the Fellowship of the Ring does. It’s such an epic moment in fantasy literature. Here’s this group of individuals marching out into the wilderness, knowing they are going to face great perils beyond their imagining. Kind of like being a baby, I guess.
You can always count on Pippin to have a positive outlook on the world. Sounds like a wonderful chap to have a few drinks with. You know that smile your little one gets after getting a full belly of milk or formula? Yeah, I bet Pippin gets that exact same happy expression.
For true fans of Gondor and Aragorn, the White Tree is a powerful symbol of strength and hope. If you’re looking for a simple design that’s very subtle, then look no further. You’ve found your child’s next outfit. Feel free to purchase all the Lord of the Rings baby clothes featured in this article. I don’t want to hold you back from your dreams.
I think it goes without saying that your little one has disturbed your household’s peace more than a few times since being born. Unfortunately, they don’t have any awesome fireworks hidden in their wagon.
It’s true. Babies are never late, but that doesn’t mean they are on time either. I’ve found that babies just do whatever they want and do not respect our rules regarding time.
We’ve already covered nerdy families and how they struggle picking their franchise to be obsessed with. Your baby doesn’t need to choose, she can like all of them.
This adorable romper lets other babies know that your little one is a true dream warrior. A heralded hero of legend during the midnight hours. Oh who am I kidding, babies don’t sleep!
I hope your child never has to bear the responsibility that Frodo and Sam had to carry to Mordor. However, I’m sure they will look super cute in this costume onesie. Don’t worry the ring can’t be swallowed so this is not a choking hazard.
I know what you are thinking, why do we have two precious onesies featured? For starters, do you see the skirt that comes with this? How cute is that? Plus, you can order it in different color combinations.
It’s true, you are not getting any sleep. Every day you are having to drag yourself to a cup of coffee and try to make it through the day. Unfortunately, this is your life for a little while longer. Don’t despair, you have the ultimate power to dress your child however you choose. Even if the apparel you choose is a plea for help. Stay strong.
Disguise your child in this onesie to prevent adults from thinking you have a baby. Being a parent is tough. With your little one wearing this romper, you’ll be able to dress as an elf or wizard and pretend to be on an important quest. No one will know the difference.
Once your child is crawling, rolling, or just plain walking, you’ll be constantly following them to make sure they don’t fall off the edge of the Earth. Might as well dress them in this romper and make a joke out of it.
At first, I really liked this because I love Tolkien. However, I’m also drawn to it because it reminds me of Groot from the Marvel Universe. Wait, that’s another article. Lord of the Rings is not a reference to Thanos.
This original illustration is rad. Personally, I think Gandalf and Dumbledore would have been great friends had they ever met. One thing is for sure, they’re both great fictional role-models for your children.
Babies are just like that sinister gold ring worn around Frodo’s neck. While the ring makes you disappear when you wear it, your friends will think you’ve vanished after giving birth. Please do not throw your little one into a volcano.
This sounds like a muppet baby episode from the 80’s. I wonder if Jim Henson were still around if he’d be down for a LOTR muppet parody. Who would play Gandalf? Gonzo is Samwise without a doubt.
There’s a lot going on in this romper, but beyond the Seuss wordplay you’ll find Sting, our favorite goblin slaying weapon. I love these subtle crossover designs.
I know we’ve already put a similar romper on our list, but this one has a picture of potatoes featured on it. Can you imagine if Sam knew you could fry potatoes? In some parallel universe Sam, Frodo and Gollum are sitting on a mountain enjoying french fries.
Come enjoy a pint of milk and listen to the hobbits sing their silly songs about family rivalries. Just make sure you don’t get any toe hair in your mug. All that dancing barefoot on tables has to be a violation of the Shire health codes.
Unicorn in the sky, Gandalf is twice as high… take it from a Took, read your kids the book. Reading Rainbow.
I don’t think there’s anything calm about destroying the ring, but Samwise does a great job of being chill. Sure, he gets a little jealous of Gollum, but he’s a relaxed dude. Your little one on the other hand will destroy all kinds of things. Hide everything.
The Nazgul riders have one purpose and that’s to find the location of the ring. Unfortunately, they fear fire. How can you be so evil, yet be afraid of fire? They even carry poisoned blades! Such a waste.
Hobbits, goblins, dwarves, elves, and even dragons are contained in the works of J.R.R Tolkien. His mind must have been fascinating. Did you know he’s been published posthumously as much as when he was alive?
Led by Eomer, these brave warriors disobey King Theoden and rescue the fellowship try to find the hobbits. Now, your child can proudly wear the Riders’ banner as she battles naptime and toppling over.
We’ve shown you all the cool Lord of the Rings rompers from around the Internet, but you have not seen these awesome baby pants covered in elvish writing. Get out the credit card.
You’ve got the romper and the pants, but what’s going to protect your little one’s new outfit? How about the one (or many) ring bib. Still got that credit card handy?
An Angry Birds and Lord of the Rings crossover doesn’t make any sense until you remember Gollum. That poor miserable creature would just love to be thrust in the air set on a path of destruction. Watch out Minas Tirith.
The mysterious elves are one of the coolest parts of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Rivendell is a fascinating location surrounded by beautiful nature. Who wouldn’t rather be there?
There is no anxiety like the kind you get from waiting for labor to begin. This is especially the case after your due date has passed. Babies, much like wizards, arrive exactly when they are supposed to, sometimes just in the nick of time.
My favorite LoTR film is The Fellowship. I think it’s absolutely magical and awe inspiring. I get chills just writing about it. Much like how the adventure begins for your little one. Sure, there will be challenges, but together you guys will overcome all obstacles.
Some of the most powerful words in the whole trilogy. Eowyn saves the day and becomes another legendary hero in Return of the King. The Witch King didn’t stand a chance.
You’ve got the perfect collection of onesies, pants and bibs, but do you have the Hobbit shoes to complete the outfit? These booties make the perfect gift for that expecting family.
Fire, brimstone, and a whip makes the Balrog one terrifying demon. However, I’ve always wondered why he’s so angry. There’s no reason to let all that negative energy build up inside oneself. I”ll bet it was a really nasty tooth infection. Just like what the Abominable Snowman suffered from in the Rudolph Christmas special.
Treebeard is the true victim in all of Lord of the Rings. His kind is betrayed by humans and Saruman. You can’t help but feel sorry for him. Somewhere in another universe the Ents and the Lorax live happily ever after.
Sure, we can talk about lightsabers and wizard wands, but never forget the short sword with the magical ability to glow when goblins were around. Sting is an awesome companion to have anytime you’re trekking into Mordor. A trusty blade indeed.
Families are a lot like a heroic party of adventurers. You’re all in it together and you draw your morals and philosophy from many of the same sources. Families watch one another’s backs and support each other in times of need.
Babies have special secrets that only they are privy to. Think about it, your little one will stare off in space, giggle and smile in the middle of the night, and often talk to themselves. What are they doing? Only they know and there’s no reason to try to pry it out of them.