Accio onesies! Your toddler may not be off to Hogwarts with Harry, Ron, and Hermione just yet, but you can still get them prepared with these adorable onesies and Harry Potter baby clothes. You won’t find them in any shop in Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade, but we have the exclusive hookup from your favorite retailers. These are the only onesies certified to ward off dark magic from Voldemort– I mean, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Dumbledore would be proud.
You want to know a secret? Babies’ poop only stinks if you don’t breastfeed. True fact, but you can still count on having to change those messy diapers on a regular basis. It’s not a magical spell, but more of a warning that’s printed on the front of this onesie. Available in different colors.
Your child will undoubtedly have a hard time getting into Hogwarts, but you can still dress them up like the next Dumbledore. Honestly, let’s be thankful babies can’t cast any spells. How scary would that be?
Your precious child needs lots of snuggling and cuddling during the infant stage. Sometimes, you need a reminder to keep you from jumping off a cliff because it’s 4am and your baby is screaming louder than a Megadeth concert. Look, matching cap and pants!
Behold the true tongue of babies everywhere. Their ear-piercing screams jolt you awake in the middle of the night. Their blood-curdling cries draw the eyes of everyone when you’re in public. Sometimes they are mistaken for those irritating mandrakes.
Did you know that Quidditch is a serious sport in the United States? Seriously, college athletes play it and there’s a pro league as well. The best thing is that it’s mixed gender allowing everyone to get into the game. It’s way better than Football, I’ll tell you that much.
Remember before having a kid when you thought changing a diaper was a chore? You absolutely dreaded the thought. Nowadays, you can change a diaper while reading Prisoner of Azkaban. Seriously, you’re a true magician at the fold and attach. I’d like to see Voldemort accept that challenge.
Once a baby starts to crawl, there’s no stopping them. Oh, and you can bet they’re definitely up to no good. You turn around for half a second and your little one is about to permanently injure themselves. And why do they insist on putting everything in their mouth?
Sometimes you come across a onesie that is so unique that you kind of wish it was a print you could put on your wall. I’m talking about art, folks. I want bedsheets, a tent, and chair made with this fabric. For now, we’ll have to settle for something the baby can wear.
I know some of you love Hufflepuff and hate Slytherin. However, let’s be honest Hufflepuffs don’t exactly grow up and have fruitful careers. I’m talking about success, people. That’s where the snake comes in. Don’t get mad, if you want your baby to change the world, then dress them in Gryffindor apparel.
Speaking of dressing your kid in different house mascots, you can now purchase this awesome 5-pack of mostly Gryffindor rompers. Honestly, there’s no wrong choice when choosing which house best suits your child. As long as they don’t grow up being addicted to CSI Law and Order, you’re doing a good job.
Your child will have no choice, but to participate in the annual viewing of the entire Harry Potter movie collection. This will only be preceded once they’ve read every novel five times.
With seven novels and eight films starring Harry Potter, these onesies do a good job capturing that iconographic imagery you fell in love with.
Generally, we frown when someone refers to themselves as a snitch, but if we’re talking about Harry Potter, then it tends to be a more positive self-identification. Just you wait. In a year or two, you’ll be playing the Seeker every day of your life.
The Death Eaters belong to the coolest house at Hogwarts. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with your little one showing their allegiance to the dark side. Maybe their first spell will be Morsmordre.
Hufflepuff fans, rejoice! Here’s a romper specifically celebrating your love for the most underrated house in Hogwarts. Although, I would think any respecting parent would want their child to be a Gryffindor.
For you hardcore fans that named your children after minor characters in the Rowling universe. You know who you are. Don’t worry the onesie comes in different colors, but it’s not enchanted with any spells.
This is one of the coolest Potter onesies we list. It’s the print from the Marauder’s Map. You’ll easily be able to keep track of your child while they wear this. Unfortunately, it won’t keep them out of mischief.
“Read all about it, this all-over print onesie is one of the best things you can dress a baby in.” Let’s be honest this thing is rad and we all want an adult-sized t-shirt with the same graphic. What’s this? A mass breakout at Azkaban. Hide the kids!
BFF, am I right? One of the main themes in Harry Potter is the camaraderie; a good lesson to embed in your little one. The three of them stick together through thick and thin, reminding us that our friends can help us get through anything.
Let other parents know that you hold high expectations for your child. While some moms and dads might want their baby to grow up and attend an ivy league university or become a doctor, lawyer, or business executive. You’re hoping for a powerful wizard, or at least a Hufflepuff.
Dress your baby for wizard success, in this Hogwarts approved onesie. It might be too early for them to wield a wand or learn about defense against the dark arts , but you can pretend.
Never ever anger a baby because they will break out their wand and turn you into a frog. Just kidding, they will throw up all over you in the check out line instead. Fun times!
Dobby is a fan-favorite character in the Harry Potter universe. He’s cute, clumsy, and of course loyal till the very end. He’s like the uglier cousin of Legolas.
Maybe your little one is more of a mandrake, rather than a dementor. You don’t feel your soul being ripped from your body, but instead, it’s more your ears are bleeding. Either way, you’re probably not getting any sleep at night.
The coolest crew in the whole bunch of wizards are the ones that created the Marauder Map. That’s right, even that little rat, Pettigrew. We really need a movie about them.
You love your child unconditionally just like Snape loved Lily Potter. There’s no end to your love and though you might not be able to gift them the Elder Wand, Invisibility Cloak, or the Resurrection Stone, you will always hold them in your heart.
Everyone forgets about Ravenclaw. Sure, they’re not the heroes of the story, but they aren’t the villains either. And they certainly aren’t those special kids in Hufflepuff. They’re the academics, the thinkers, possibly the most eccentric of the houses. Who doesn’t want their kid to be like Luna Lovegood.
Let the world know your little one is ready to take on the evil Voldemort. Well, maybe not quite yet, but next year for sure.
Yer a wizard, Harry. Remember those iconic words uttered by the lovable Hagrid? They take you back to an innocent time.
Every house-elf needs to be set free, but in the meantime, we should be donating our socks to their cause. Unfortunately, all the sock gnomes raided my drawers and pilfered my good stockings long ago.
If only babies could cast a spell to summon their mommies. How funny would that be? You wouldn’t be able to take a shower without teleporting to your child. Of course, they do use their screaming cries to get your attention.
Let’s make sure we don’t forget about you dads out there. Babies need their daddy as much as they need their mother. Your child needs cuddles, so don’t be surprised to hear them muttering this spell in the middle of the night. Sure, it might sound like cries, but you’re just a muggle.
Ignoring the clever play on words, your son or daughter might just be the offspring of a witch. Assuming you know how to cast spells, charms or brew potions. I’m doing well to bake a dozen cookies without setting the apartment on fire. These pjs come with a bib and blanket!
Are those Star Wars fans giving you a hard time about being a Potterhead? They are still upset that Disney hit the reset button on the Force. Don’t let your baby be bullied by these dark side tormentors. This little outfit will make those fanboys/girls jealous.
If you’re looking for something more on the funny side, then you can stop searching. Babies love to poop, but when your child reaches 4-years old and that’s all they talk about, you’ll learn to hate that word.
Most babies spit up from time to time. Be glad there’s no spell to conjure up even more of a mess! At least your little one won’t start spitting out slimy slugs.
If only there were a spell that could easily provide your little one with mommy’s milk. Sadly, there’s no such thing, but that doesn’t mean you won’t get laughs from other parents by putting your baby in this cute onesie.
This onesie comes in four designs! The Sorting Hat is one of the most dramatic scenes in the whole series. Placing Ron, Hermione, and Harry in the same house is quite a pivotal moment. Your little one doesn’t have to worry about that kind of judgment ’till they graduate high school.
Nargles are the mischievous magical creatures that Luna Lovegood says live in mistletoe. No one knows if they exist, but Luna insists they stole her shoes. Feel free to blame them next time your child’s socks are missing.
For you moms that can’t wait to dump all your excitement of Harry Potter on your little one. This onesie comes in a variety of colors.
No baby outfit is complete without some really cute leggings to dress your little one in!
Listen to me when I say how you will miss putting little baby booties on your child. Babies become the cutest things with tiny shoes on their feet. Just remember to get soft soles.
Nothing beats snuggling your baby except maybe a date night with your other. This onesie is perfect for new parents that can’t stop talking about their little one.