Accio onesies! Your toddler may not be off to Hogwarts with Harry, Ron, and Hermione just yet, but you can still get them prepared with these adorable onesies and Harry Potter baby clothes. You won’t find them in any shop in Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade, but we have the exclusive hookup from your favorite retailers. These are the only onesies certified to ward off dark magic from Voldemort– I mean, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Dumbledore would be proud.
You want to know a secret? Babies’ poop only stinks if you don’t breastfeed. True fact, but you can still count on having to change those messy diapers on a regular basis. It’s not a magical spell, but more of a warning that’s printed on the front of this onesie.
Your child will undoubtedly have a hard time getting into Hogwarts, but you can still dress them up like the next Dumbledore. Honestly, let’s be thankful babies can’t cast any spells. How scary would that be?
Your precious child needs lots of snuggling and cuddling during the infant stage. Sometimes, you need a reminder to keep you from jumping off a cliff because it’s 4am and your baby is screaming louder than a Megadeth concert. Look, matching cap and pants!
Was Macaulay Culkin a wizard? That’s a fair argument anyone can make based on viewing Home Alone 1 & 2. Actually, Culkin would have made a fantastic Harry Potter. Anyhow, this onesie is a must-have for the holiday season. Buy now, and make sure you get the proper size for your little one.
Did you know that Quidditch is a serious sport in the United States? Seriously, college athletes play it and there’s a pro league as well. The best thing is that it’s mixed gender allowing everyone to get into the game. It’s way better than Football, I’ll tell you that much.
Remember before having a kid when you thought changing a diaper was a chore? You absolutely dreaded the thought. Nowadays, you can change a diaper while reading Prisoner of Azkaban. Seriously, you’re a true magician at the fold and attach. I’d like to see Voldemort accept that challenge.
Once a baby starts to crawl, there’s no stopping them. Oh, and you can bet they’re definitely up to no good. You turn around for half a second and your little one is about to permanently injure themselves. And why do they insist on putting everything in their mouth?
Sometimes you come across a onesie that is so unique that you kind of wish it was a print you could put on your wall. I’m talking about art, folks. I want bed sheets, a tent, and chair made with this fabric. For now, we’ll have to settle for something the baby can wear.
I know some of you love Hufflepuff and hate Slytherin. However, let’s be honest Hufflepuffs don’t exactly grow up and have fruitful careers. I’m talking about success, people. That’s where the snake comes in. Don’t get mad, if you want your baby to change the world, then dress them in Gryffindor apparel.
Speaking of dressing your kid in different house mascots, you can now purchase whichever Hogwart’s crest you wish. Honestly, there’s no wrong answer here, you just want to impress imagination and creativity on your little one. As long as they don’t grow up being addicted to CSI Law and Order, you’re doing a good job.
Not sure which house your little one is going to be in? No worries, the sorting hat makes this tough decision every single year. Have a little faith that the sorting hat will take care of everything.
With seven novels and eight films starring Harry Potter, this onesie does a good job capturing that iconographic imagery you fell in love with.
Generally, we frown when someone refers to themselves as a snitch, but if we’re talking about Harry Potter, then it tends to be a more positive self identification. Just you wait. In a year or two, you’ll be playing the Seeker everyday of your life.
The Death Eaters have the coolest symbols in Harry Potter. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with your little one showing their allegiance to the dark side. Maybe their first spell will be Morsmordre.
Hufflepuff fans, rejoice! Here’s a romper specifically celebrating your love for the most underrated house in Hogwarts. Although, I would think any respecting parent would want their child to be a Gryffindor.
For you hardcore fans that named your children after minor characters in the Rowling universe. You know who you are. Don’t worry the onesie comes in different colors, but it’s not enchanted with any spells.
Harry’s mother, Lily Potter, reassured her son his parents absolutely adored him. I’m sure you feel the same way about your little one. This set is truly magical. Look at those cute little booties.
This is one of the coolest Potter onesies we list. It’s the print from the Marauder’s Map. You’ll easily be able to keep track of your child while they wear this. Unfortunately, it won’t keep them out of mischief.
“Read all about it, this all over print onesie is one of the best things you can dress a baby in.” Let’s be honest this thing is rad and we all want an adult-sized t-shirt with the same graphic. What’s this? A mass breakout at Azkaban. Hide the kids!
BFF, am I right? One of the main themes in Harry Potter is the camaraderie; a good lesson to embed in your little one. The three of them stick together through thick and thin, reminding us that our friends can help us get through anything.
Let other parents know that you hold high expectations for your child. While some moms and dads might want their baby to grow up and attend an ivy league university or become a doctor, lawyer, or business executive. You’re hoping for a powerful wizard, or at least a Hufflepuff.
Dress your baby for wizard success, in this Hogwarts approved onesie. It might be too early for them to wield a wand or learn about defense against the dark arts , but you can pretend.
It’s a shame there’s no such thing as an invisibility cloak. Not that you would ever want your little one to disappear. Once babies learn how to crawl, they become sneaky enough.
Mommy’s little dementor is exactly what your infant is at 3am screaming and crying while you try to get four hours sleep. It’s worth the torture, but without a powerful patronus spell you’ll have to offer cuddles and milk instead.
Maybe your little one is more of a mandrake, rather than a dementor. You don’t feel your soul being ripped from your body, but instead it’s more your ears are bleeding. Either way you’re probably not getting any sleep at night.
Your child might be a lot of things, but they aren’t a Horcrux. There’s no piece of an evil wizard’s soul inside your child. Rest assured, this onesie clears up any confusion others may have about suspicious birthmarks found on your baby.
You love your child unconditionally just like Snape loved Lily Potter. There’s no end to your love and though you might not be able to gift them the Elder Wand, Invisibility Cloak, or the Resurrection Stone, you will always hold them in your heart.
Not to be confused with a tattle-tale, mostly because they’re too young to speak, the word snitch refers to how hard it is to keep up with them. However, you should be careful what you say around them.
Notice no one ever talks about Draco’s squad. What’s that all about? They were a diverse group, right? A bunch of spoiled rich kids who were bent on world domination. That may be a bit too much.
Let the world know your little one is ready to take on the evil Voldemort. Well, maybe not quite yet, but next year for sure.
Yer a wizard, Harry. Remember those iconic words uttered by the lovable Hagrid? They take you back to an innocent time.
Every house elf needs to be set free, but in the meantime we should be donating our socks to their cause. Unfortunately, all the sock gnomes raided my drawers and pilfered my good stockings long ago.
If only babies could cast a spell to summon their mommies. How funny would that be? You wouldn’t be able to take a shower without teleporting to your child. Of course, they do use their screaming cries to get your attention.
Ignoring the clever play on words, your son or daughter might just be the offspring of a witch. Assuming you know how to cast spells, charms or brew potions. I’m doing well to bake a dozen cookies without setting the apartment on fire.
If you’re into minimalist design, then this onesie will be a must-buy for you. Just think, these two symbols are universally known for one of the biggest franchises ever.
Are those Star Wars fans giving you a hard time about being a Potterhead? They are still upset that Disney hit the reset button on the Force. Don’t let your baby be bullied by these dark side tormentors.
Does your little muggle love to snuggle? Getting cuddles is one of the best things about having children. Well, that and pilfering their candy on Halloween.
If you’re looking for something more on the funny side, then you can stop searching. Babies love to poop, but when your child reaches 4-years old and that’s all they talk about, you’ll learn to hate that word.
Most babies spit up from time to time. Be glad there’s no spell to conjure up even more of a mess! At least your little one won’t start spitting out slimy slugs.
Who whines more? Draco or Anakin Skywalker? It’s a tough call, but at least Anakin becomes one of the most powerful Jedi ever. Draco is the textbook definition of a bully with a silver spoon in his mouth. You have to love when Lucius tells him to shut it.
The Sorting Hat is one of the most dramatic scenes in the whole series. Placing Ron, Hermione, and Harry in the same house is quite the pivotal moment. Your little one doesn’t have to worry about that kind of judgement ’till they graduate high school.
Nargles are the mischievous magical creatures that Luna Lovegood says live in mistletoe. No one knows if they exist, but Luna insists they stole her shoes. Feel free to blame them next time your child’s socks are missing.
Hogwash is what the real world is outside of the magical universe of Harry Potter. Am I right? Nothing wrong with adapting a minimalistic style with your chooses of Harry Potter baby clothes.
No baby outfit is complete without some really cute leggings to dress your little one in. Gryffindor colors!!
Listen to me when I say how you will miss putting little baby booties on your child. Babies become the cutest things with tiny shoes on their feet. Just remember to get soft soles.
Hands down one of the coolest bibs you can purchase for your infant. They will not only love the bright colors, but it includes some fun artwork. Just wait ’till your child ruins it by spilling food all over it.
If you are looking for a complete outfit, then look no further. This onesie and leggings combo will make your child the talk of the town. Sorry, it doesn’t come in adult sizes.
The absolute perfect gift for any expecting Potterheads or Halloween costume. If you want to take some really cute memorable photos of your baby, then look no further.
Babies, as they age, are generally up to no good. In their defense they are exploring and learning about their new world. This cloth diaper is a wonderful addition to their daily attire. Truer statements would be difficult to find.