Harry Potter Baby Clothes & Onesies


Accio onesies! Your toddler may not be off to Hogwarts with Harry, Ron, and Hermione just yet, but you can still get them prepared with these adorable onesies and Harry Potter baby clothes. You won’t find them in any shop in Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade, but we have the exclusive hookup from your favorite retailers. These are the only onesies certified to ward off dark magic from Voldemort– I mean, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Dumbledore would be proud.

Expecto Poopy Onesie

You want to know a secret? Babies’ poop only stinks if you don’t breastfeed. True fact, but you can still count on having to change those messy diapers on a regular basis. It’s not a magical spell, but more of a warning that’s printed on the front of this onesie. Available in different colors.


Wizard Apprentice Costume Onesie

Your child will undoubtedly have a hard time getting into Hogwarts, but you can still dress them up like the next Dumbledore. Honestly, let’s be thankful babies can’t cast any spells. How scary would that be?


Snuggle This Muggle 3-Piece Onesie

Your precious child needs lots of snuggling and cuddling during the infant stage. Sometimes, you need a reminder to keep you from jumping off a cliff because it’s 4am and your baby is screaming louder than a Megadeth concert. Look, matching cap and pants!


So Fluffy Onesie

Hagrid’s three-headed guardian pet, Fluffy, is anything but cuddly. Based on Cerberus, the guardian of the Underworld, Fluffy watches over the path to the Philosopher’s Stone. However, not all things terrifying start out that way, Fluffy was once a cute adorable puppy. Let this be a warning when you purchase a kitten.


I’m A Keeper Onesie

Did you know that Quidditch is a serious sport in the United States? Seriously, college athletes play it and there’s a pro league as well. The best thing is that it’s mixed gender allowing everyone to get into the game. It’s way better than Football, I’ll tell you that much.


He Who Must Now Be Changed Onesie

Remember before having a kid when you thought changing a diaper was a chore? You absolutely dreaded the thought. Nowadays, you can change a diaper while reading Prisoner of Azkaban. Seriously, you’re a true magician at the fold and attach. I’d like to see Voldemort accept that challenge.


Mischief Managed Onesie

Once a baby starts to crawl, there’s no stopping them. Oh, and you can bet they’re definitely up to no good. You turn around for half a second and your little one is about to permanently injure themselves. And why do they insist on putting everything in their mouth?


Harry Potter Print All Over Onesie

Sometimes you come across a onesie that is so unique that you kind of wish it was a print you could put on your wall. I’m talking about art, folks. I want bedsheets, a tent, and chair made with this fabric. For now, we’ll have to settle for something the baby can wear.


Slytheriffic Onesie

I know some of you love Hufflepuff and hate Slytherin. However, let’s be honest Hufflepuffs don’t exactly grow up and have fruitful careers. I’m talking about success, people. That’s where the snake comes in. Don’t get mad, if you want your baby to change the world, then dress them in Gryffindor apparel.


Hogwart Gryffindor 5-Pack Onesies

Speaking of dressing your kid in different house mascots, you can now purchase this awesome 5-pack of mostly Gryffindor rompers. Honestly, there’s no wrong choice when choosing which house best suits your child. As long as they don’t grow up being addicted to CSI Law and Order, you’re doing a good job.


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Sorting Hat Onesie

Not sure which house your little one is going to be in? No worries, the sorting hat makes this tough decision every single year. Have a little faith that the sorting hat will take care of everything.


Harry Potter Icon Onesie

With seven novels and eight films starring Harry Potter, this onesie does a good job capturing that iconographic imagery you fell in love with.


I’m A Catch

Generally, we frown when someone refers to themselves as a snitch, but if we’re talking about Harry Potter, then it tends to be a more positive self-identification. Just you wait. In a year or two, you’ll be playing the Seeker every day of your life.


Dark Mark Sign Onesie

The Death Eaters have the coolest symbols in Harry Potter. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with your little one showing their allegiance to the dark side. Maybe their first spell will be Morsmordre.


We Can Be Tuff Onesie

Hufflepuff fans, rejoice! Here’s a romper specifically celebrating your love for the most underrated house in Hogwarts. Although, I would think any respecting parent would want their child to be a Gryffindor.


Pott Head Onesie

For you hardcore fans that named your children after minor characters in the Rowling universe. You know who you are. Don’t worry the onesie comes in different colors, but it’s not enchanted with any spells.


Marauder’s Map Onesie

This is one of the coolest Potter onesies we list. It’s the print from the Marauder’s Map. You’ll easily be able to keep track of your child while they wear this. Unfortunately, it won’t keep them out of mischief.


Wizarding News Onesie

“Read all about it, this all-over print onesie is one of the best things you can dress a baby in.” Let’s be honest this thing is rad and we all want an adult-sized t-shirt with the same graphic. What’s this? A mass breakout at Azkaban. Hide the kids!


Classic Harry Potter Onesie with Baby Skirt

BFF, am I right? One of the main themes in Harry Potter is the camaraderie; a good lesson to embed in your little one. The three of them stick together through thick and thin, reminding us that our friends can help us get through anything.


Hogwarts Letter Onesie

Let other parents know that you hold high expectations for your child. While some moms and dads might want their baby to grow up and attend an ivy league university or become a doctor, lawyer, or business executive. You’re hoping for a powerful wizard, or at least a Hufflepuff.


Hogwarts Tie Onesie

Dress your baby for wizard success, in this Hogwarts approved onesie. It might be too early for them to wield a wand or learn about defense against the dark arts , but you can pretend.


Invisibility Cloak Warning Onesie

It’s a shame there’s no such thing as an invisibility cloak. Not that you would ever want your little one to disappear. Once babies learn how to crawl, they become sneaky enough.


Leviosa Onesie

Magic spells take an unprecedented amount of patience and skill with proper pronunciation. Hermione reminds Ron of this very thing when performing the levitation spell on a feather. Luckily, your little one is light enough for you to pick up and carry around. For now…


Little Mandrake Onesie

Maybe your little one is more of a mandrake, rather than a dementor. You don’t feel your soul being ripped from your body, but instead, it’s more your ears are bleeding. Either way, you’re probably not getting any sleep at night.


No Magic Allowed Onesie

Your child might be a powerful wizard, but you’re lucky they’re not allowed to perform any spells, charms, or curses outside of school. Wait, I forgot your little one is just a baby. Babies can’t do magic. Or can they?


Always Onesie

You love your child unconditionally just like Snape loved Lily Potter. There’s no end to your love and though you might not be able to gift them the Elder Wand, Invisibility Cloak, or the Resurrection Stone, you will always hold them in your heart.


Little Snitch Onesie

Everyone forgets about Ravenclaw. Sure, they’re not the heroes of the story, but they aren’t the villains either. And they certainly aren’t those special kids in Hufflepuff. They’re the academics, the thinkers, possibly the most eccentric of the houses. Who doesn’t want their kid to be like Luna Lovegood.


Wizard In Training Onesie

Let the world know your little one is ready to take on the evil Voldemort. Well, maybe not quite yet, but next year for sure.


Yer A Wizard Onesie

Yer a wizard, Harry. Remember those iconic words uttered by the lovable Hagrid? They take you back to an innocent time.


Donate A Sock

Every house-elf needs to be set free, but in the meantime, we should be donating our socks to their cause. Unfortunately, all the sock gnomes raided my drawers and pilfered my good stockings long ago.


Accio Mommy Onesie

If only babies could cast a spell to summon their mommies. How funny would that be? You wouldn’t be able to take a shower without teleporting to your child. Of course, they do use their screaming cries to get your attention.


Accio Daddy Onesie

Let’s make sure we don’t forget about you dads out there. Babies need their daddy as much as they need their mother. Your child needs cuddles, so don’t be surprised to hear them muttering this spell in the middle of the night. Sure, it might sound like cries, but you’re just a muggle.


Son of a Witch Romper

Ignoring the clever play on words, your son or daughter might just be the offspring of a witch. Assuming you know how to cast spells, charms or brew potions. I’m doing well to bake a dozen cookies without setting the apartment on fire.


See Me Rowling Onesie

Are those Star Wars fans giving you a hard time about being a Potterhead? They are still upset that Disney hit the reset button on the Force. Don’t let your baby be bullied by these dark side tormentors.


Harry Pooper Onesie

If you’re looking for something more on the funny side, then you can stop searching. Babies love to poop, but when your child reaches 4-years old and that’s all they talk about, you’ll learn to hate that word.


Expecto Vomito Onesie

Most babies spit up from time to time. Be glad there’s no spell to conjure up even more of a mess! At least your little one won’t start spitting out slimy slugs.


Father Will Hear Onesie

Who whines more? Draco or Anakin Skywalker? It’s a tough call, but at least Anakin becomes one of the most powerful Jedi ever. Draco is the textbook definition of a bully with a silver spoon in his mouth. You have to love when Lucius tells him to shut it.


Sorting Hat Romper

The Sorting Hat is one of the most dramatic scenes in the whole series. Placing Ron, Hermione, and Harry in the same house is quite the pivotal moment. Your little one doesn’t have to worry about that kind of judgment ’till they graduate high school.


Blame Nargles Romper

Nargles are the mischievous magical creatures that Luna Lovegood says live in mistletoe. No one knows if they exist, but Luna insists they stole her shoes. Feel free to blame them next time your child’s socks are missing.


Hogwash Onesie

Hogwash is what the real world is outside of the magical universe of Harry Potter. Am I right? Nothing wrong with adopting a minimalistic style with your chooses of Harry Potter baby clothes.


Harry Potter Leggings

No baby outfit is complete without some really cute leggings to dress your little one in. Gryffindor colors!!


Harry Potter Booties

Listen to me when I say how you will miss putting little baby booties on your child. Babies become the cutest things with tiny shoes on their feet. Just remember to get soft soles.


Harry Potter Snuggle Outfit

If you are looking for a complete outfit, then look no further. This onesie and leggings combo will make your child the talk of the town. Sorry, it doesn’t come in adult sizes.


Harry Potter Cloth Diaper Set

Are you looking for some new cloth diapers? This pair is super cute and handmade. We have lots of Harry Potter baby clothes, but we also have a huge selection of the best cloth diapers.