We’ve put together this list of cute baby clothes for boys, but we think babies can wear whatever garments you want them to. Boys can wear pink and girls can wear blue. However, we know some of you prefer traditional gender roles (especially if you’re shopping for a gift) so this one is for you. We’ve featured all kinds of funny, nerdy, and adorable rompers and we update it regularly. Please check out our cute baby clothes for girls as well, since both lists are appropriate for all genders.
Unfortunately, if you have a young baby, then odds are you’re feeding it in the wee hours of the night. However, isn’t it always after midnight? I’ve never been able to solve this riddle from the movie Gremlins. When should you feed Gizmo?
Not only does Harry Potter live, but he’s also carrying around part of Voldemort’s soul. Luckily, for your little one you’re still alive and kickin’. You’re not going to let any evil wizard lay a finger on your butterball. Check out our whole collections of Harry Potter inspired onesies.
Your child might have to face the day when robots replace them in the workplace. Yup, we’re headed for a robotic uprising of catastrophic proportions. The real question is, what’s going to happen when the robots from outer space try to take our new worker robots’ jobs. Consider a donation to Make Our Robotic Overlords Great Again 2040. This onesie comes in long/short sleeve and multiple colors.
As a lover of dungeon crawlers and fantasy, I think this is one of the cutest onesies of all time. He’s slower than normal, but your little one is going to get that treasure. If you like Dungeon Crawlers, then check out 4 Against The Darkness. A pencil and paper solo game to play when you just need to escape for a few minutes.
Mal’s uniform from Firefly is almost as iconic as Han Solo’s. Of course they are, afterall similar characters. This is perfect for those of you that dream of your baby becoming a space pirate.
English, motherf*cker, do you speak it ? That’s a great line from Samuel Jackson’s character in Pulp Fiction. Personally, I feel like a hypocrite just writing this description. I know you’re judging me, but this romper is perfect for all you grammar cops. The “I’m Silently Judging Your Grammar” romper should be found in every English teacher’s nursery closet, especially those of who know how important it is for babies to grow up with a copy Chicago Manual of Style in their bookcase.
I loved building robots as a kid. Using wooden blocks, LEGOS, or even cardboard boxes. Encouraging your child to use their imagination is one of the greatest gifts you can give to them. For now, you’ll just have to pretend to be the robot and fly them all over your castle.
Raise your hand if you are a fan of Netflix’s Stranger Things. It seems like just about everyone has watched at least the first season of the show. Unfortunately, your little one can act like a demogorgon sometimes. On those days, dress him in this.
For you DnD lovers out there, check out this romper featuring a Beholder and a variety of some very colorful dice. Your little one will one day be rolling those critical 20s just you wait.
Some people will tell you rock n’ roll is long dead. We know that’s simply not true since rock n’ roll is immortal. Your child is going to grow up listening to all the great music you’ve experienced over the years. Sure, they might not like every band or song, but with enough time they’ll come to appreciate the foundation of what good music sounds like.
My childhood involved playing NES and SNES with my dad and friends. I remember one Christmas morning Santa got me a SNES and hooked it up. I woke up to the Super Mario World title screen and theme playing on our television in the living room. My dad and I played it for a few hours and it’s one of my best memories growing up. Build those memories with your kid.
Science classes are awesome, especially if you have teachers that do more labs and hands on activities than lectures. Your little one will hopefully love learning about science as much as you do. Maybe you two can be partners and create experiments together as a family.
Check out this 5-pack of costume onesies featuring your favorite superheroes. Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, and Spiderman. You can pretend your baby is fighting crime while screaming in the middle of the night. If you like cute baby clothes for boys, then check out our whole article on Marvel baby clothes.
If Marvel isn’t your thing, then how about Superman? Sure, your child doesn’t have x-ray vision and they can’t fly around the room, but no one says they aren’t your little superhero. Looking for other cute baby clothes for boys that are DC inspired? Check out all our DC baby clothes!
They might be too young for LEGOs, but your little one will soon be building imaginary worlds on their bedroom floor using the same basic blocks you used as a kid. Pretty sweet, right?
Meoarrrrghhh!!! Ahoy, Matey. Tis be the best seacat to sail the seven seas. Rumor has it his leg was bitten off by a nasty shark. Even lost an eye during a tremendous squall that snuck up on his ship. Tis the perfect romper for yer lad to wear.
Like father like son, right? Well, maybe not that so much that they are exact clones. Still you can’t break the bond between a parent and their little padawan. Poor Boba Fett, you have to feel really sorry for what happened to his daddy. Looking for more rompers from another galaxy? If you like cute baby clothes for boys, then check out all our Star Wars baby clothes.
You’ve had a baby and now you’re trying to figure out how to raise this new addition to your family. Raising a kid is most likely going to be the hardest thing you’ve ever done. Rest assured, one thing is for sure, you’re going to introduce them to all things nerdy. This romper lets the world know you’re dedicated to teaching your kid everything geek-culture related.
I’m not a geneticist, but I do know that Mitochondria keep me going throughout the day. They are little nuclear reactors that give your cells energy. Just remember that when you little one is bouncing off the wall and you just want an hour of sleep. Thanks mitochondria!
If there’s one thing you need to start doing with your little one, it’s reading to them. We need to promote reading as much as possible at the earliest age. Babies love colorful books. Seriously, if you make a habit of reading every day to your child, then your child will excel in so many areas. Trust this wise old owl.
Have you ever seen a baby milk drunk? There eyes kind of roll around and they get that 100-yard stare. It’s super cute, sort of like Rick when he drinks too much. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!
They’ve been exploring outer space for over 60 years. With countless discoveries under their belt, the folks over at NASA are made up of some of the smartest people in the US. You’re little one might not grow up to be a scientist, but that doesn’t mean you won’t teach them to appreciate those who dedicate their lives to revealing the mysteries of the Universe.
Einstein probably enjoyed a good cookie with a glass of milk. I don’t know if he would have suggested you get energy from plowing through a whole bag of Oreos though. While your little one is too young to enjoy this famous snack, there’s nothing wrong with with dressing him up in this romper for now.
We’ve all sat around conjecturing on what happened to the dinosaurs. Giant meteors, volcanoes, disease, or maybe mass abductions by aliens offer a few ideas on what happened to these giant reptiles. I know the idea of aliens seems far fetched, but just look at what happens to cows all the time. Aliens, man!
This seemingly innocent looking romper is from the Child’s Play movies. Worn by the infamous Chucky who terrorizes every child that gets too close. For those of you who love the classic horror film and want to creep out other parents.
Who doesn’t like the original Ghostbusters? Did you ever watch the cartoon, The Real Ghostbusters? It featured the guys from the hit movie, plus Slimer as their loyal pet. Your baby is kind of like the green ball of ooze with all the drool they’ve got going on.
Jaws is one of the best American movies of all-time. It has struck fear in beachgoers since it first debuted in the 1970’s. This skateboarder featured on this romper is attempting one of the deadliest tricks in the history of mankind. That courage is exactly what you hope to inspire in your child.
I told you those cow abductions were real and this romper proves it. This is a good twist on the classic childhood song. Hey, at least the cow on this onesie doesn’t get served as steak.
Ludo is the friend and companion that every child wishes they have. He’s compassionate and very strong. Sure, he’s not the brightest star of the bunch, but his loyalty is unwavering. That’s why we’re featuring him on this cute baby clothes for boys list.
If you’re a fan of Godzilla, then we think this is one of the best rompers on the market. I’m a little bias because I love Tom Waits’ song with the same name. Once your baby starts walking, you can set up some blocks and pretend they are a giant monster walking through a city. Go go Babyzilla!